Strippercise.

I registered for another class which means I have a total of three classes this summer-- Creative Writing, Professional Writing, and Philosophy. Should keep me busy long enough to make me realize not having a job is worth it. I really want to start working out too... we'll see if that happens. I made a great attempt to do my Carmen Electra videos the other day... didn't happen. Then.. I almost went to the track... didn't happen.

I did, however, recieve a compliment saying that I already look like I work out. That boosted my self esteem enough to think that I don't have to work out this week. I'm going to eat my Mac and Cheese... lay on the couch for a while... possibly go to the pool... and start my already demanding homework. Fun stuff....

As if I weren't already broke.

I had full intentions of cleaning the house... vaccuming, dusting, cleaning the sinks, and emptying the cats litter. It didn't happen. Instead, I spent my day browsing the internet.

Damn internet.

And... instead of being good and saving money, I decided that I MUST have a new cell phone. So I bought one. Its the RAZR V3xx... and I'm hoping I love it. I have a Blackberry Pearl right now, which would be amazing but I don't have the data plan which defeats the whole purpose of the phone. I miss my RAZR and since there are newer better ones now, I bought it.

That's when Paypal fucked me over. I never use paypal, it seems like such a pain in the ass and they don't even check that much anyway, as if someone couldn't screw them over. Well, now I have over a hundred dollars waiting to be transferred into my paypal account (an amount of money that after paying for the phone isn't going to be in my account) and I can't cancel the transfer. This means I have to wait 3 days for it to go into the account and then probably another 3 days to transfer it back into my bank account, total pain in the ass. I am boycotting Paypal for as long as I can.

I'm also poor. I don't think being a bum for the summer like my original plan was is going to work. What job do I want though? None really. I wish I could sit at home and make money... build a sex site or something, although then I'd have to get a webcam and have creeps writing me all the time. Too much work.

I almost signed up for a dating site today, only to remember that I think meeting people online is ridiculous. Plus, I'm one of those people who likes to see what other people are on the sites... so I always feel someone else is going to do that to me.

Oh well. Being single is fun...

In reality.

Everyone needs days like today. I woke up at noon after a night with the girls-- watching bands with awful music but hot guys, drinking one glass of beer and becoming obnoxiously giddy, and all attempting a chance with a cute (but not worth the fight) guy. I decided to shower and put back on my pajamas and watch the entire season one of Army Wives. I only made it to episode 6, but will definitely complete the season in the next week. I also ate 4 weight watchers popcicles, defeating the whole purpose of the pops.

Anyway, it's been a relaxing, super fast, day. Try it. Oh, and watch Army Wives, it's A-M-A-Z-I-N-G.

Speaking of which:

I've decided lately that my life calling is to become a military wife. Of course, last month I was convinced that marriage wasn't for me. BUT- I love moving, I love all the benefits of the military, and I love the thought of having a man that is so honorable that he would risk himself to defend our country. Plus, I'm good at the whole social group thing and think that I would make an amazing colonel wife. That's just my opinion. OH, and my family would make an amazing support system. It's practically meant to be.

I wish soulmates would just pop up one day. I really don't want to try the whole 'dating, getting to know one another only to end up not together eventually' thing. That's too much work for me. I also really don't want to meet someone at the bars. It's one thing to find someone who shares the same love of beer as I have, but it's another to meet him drunk. I guess maybe I want someone a little classier and someone I know isn't a skeezball. (You know, I googled skeezball to find a funny image, and Criss Angel popped up times a gazillion... interesting) I'm tired of looking, so now I'm banking on the whole soulmate popping up randomly thing. I think it will work.... we'll see.